We started out by surmising that our phones were being messed with by the NSA due to the highly-controversial topic of the show. Breaking News! DC Comics has officially stated that Batman can no longer partake in oral sex with a female due to merchandising considerations with action-figure dolls. Clyde and Ron were stunned by the startling revelation, which left a sour taste in our mouths. It did not appear to affect Wes in a profoundly negative manner. More to come!